i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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