Need sex. Gaining weight.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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