So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
