Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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