i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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