Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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