what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
ok first of all what the fuck
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize