how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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