She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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