I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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