I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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