like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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