But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Randomize
