Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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