this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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