she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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