Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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