I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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