I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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