ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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