So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Randomize
