You work out of a Hotel?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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