normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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