He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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