Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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