every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
Randomize
