don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
