For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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