A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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