He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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