what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Randomize
