exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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