its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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