Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
