just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I smell like Dick and happiness
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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