Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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