Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Im part way to drunk.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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