you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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