He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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