I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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