What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
