its not stalking. its research.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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