Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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