so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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