I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Randomize
