How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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