Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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