bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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