I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
how do flat chested girls get laid?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
