It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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