I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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