U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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