i always forget guys have bellybuttons
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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