that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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