She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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