so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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