Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
please don't ironically join a cult
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